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Naked Professors I Profess January 31, 2007

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Welcome to Issue #17 of The Naked Roommate Newsletter: Naked Professors (well, sort of). Let me start off by being clear, this issue does not include pictures of naked professors teaching class. I don’t have those types of photos and if I did I couldn’t share them because that’s not what this newsletter is about. But I bet if someone had a website called NakedProfessorPics.com, it would be an extremely popular. Instead, this is an issue that’s revealing professors in other ways. The truth is that most professors teach because they are passionate about helping students. And it’s the student who allows a teacher to touch his or her life who leaves college with the greatest education.

Before moving onto the nakedness, I’d like to make a personal appeal to you to participate in next week’s newsletter. See, next week marks the beginning of the 5th Annual Rejection Awareness Week. To help celebrate R.A.W. I’m looking for you to share the stories of how you took THE RISK and found love. You can email me your love story via the or via R.A.W. submission form or via Facebook (please join The Naked Roommate Group). As always, your support (especially for R.A.W.) is so appreciated! Happy almost R.A.W..

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THE STORY:
I'm the best at kissing butt to TA's to get an improved grade. Usually I go for the sympathy vote, but in this case it was the "flirtation method." During my sophomore year of college, I took a history class that had a teacher assistant lead the weekly discussion group. The TA was also responsible for grading our tests and reporting our grades to the professor, who only led the weekly lecture. My TA would have me stay after every week to talk about where I lived, my favorite food, my major, and every other topic you can think of. At the end of the semester, I was supposed to get a C+ in the class. When report cards came out, I had an A! The day after grades were released, I got an email from the TA asking me out on a date! Little did she know I had a girlfriend and I just kept leading her on in hopes that she would boost my grade! :)

Luckily for me, I visited the TA and told her I was leaving for the summer to go work at Mackinac Island (which was true, except I wasn't leaving for another two weeks). She graduated that semester, so I never heard from her again.

- Junior, Central Michigan University

THE STORY:
First semester of my freshman year of college I had a brand new, young professor who had never taught at my university before. I liked him from the beginning, but since he was really nice, it was kind of hard not to take advantage of that and skip and make it up later. During that semester I developed several bad habits and ended up blowing off class a lot more than I should have, especially this new professor's class. By the end of the semester I was behind on two papers (which he told me he would take at any time I could get them to him) so I decided to go and meet with him. When I did that, he informed me that I had missed enough class to constitute a D if I got full credit on every thing else we had done during the year. He then told me that he didn't think I deserved a D, because he enjoyed my writing style and saw that I was a pretty good student when I was in class, so he asked me what grade I would like, and said that he had a C in mind. I told him that I would be incredibly grateful for a C, and that I knew I didn't deserve it, but with my scholarship requirements and financial situation, it simply would ruin my life. He was very understanding, and told me that if I turned in all my missing coursework and blew him away with the final, then he would give me a B. I did get the B, and learned a lot about college all at once.

- Freshman, Arkansas Tech

THE STORY:
I was a little nervous to approach my Organic Chemistry professor because of his strong "tell it like it is" personality in class. When I approached him for extra help, I was almost expecting him to question why I didn't understand the material. Instead, it was if he appreciated that I wanted to learn and did whatever he could to help me. On multiple occasions, he'd literally spend hours answering my questions, never stopping until I understood the material. That's something I never expected.

- Senior, Southern Utah University

THE STORY:
On the first day of class, my professor handed out leis to everyone. She said that when our parents call and ask how our first day of college went, we can say that "we got leid" It was funny.

- Freshman, University of Arizona

THE STORY:
I was studying (and I use that term loosely) abroad in London and found myself with no other choice than to take a stats class. I am notoriously horrible in math and didn't have the time, energy, or desire to throw myself into figuring this class out. Needless to say, I practically failed the final, which accounted for 50% of our total grade. I went to the professor and, well, cried. I'm not sure how it worked, but I ended up getting a B.

- Grad, Northwestern University

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Exposing It All, Hiding Nothing
BY HARLAN COHEN, AUTHOR OF THE NAKED ROOMMATE

Naked Professors (well, sort of)

According to the Higher Education Research Institute out of UCLA, over 27 percent of students are too intimidated to talk to their professors. This stat has always bothered me. I mean, a professor should never be so intimidating that a student is too afraid to approach him or her. That said, I can see how a professor could be considered intimidating (especially a professor not wearing her top). Professors know more, they have more power, and they give out the grades. So much of what makes professors so intimidating is that what we don’t know about them.

If only there were a place where millions of students could talk about thousands of professors; a place where students could share nuances of a professor’s teaching and testing style and find out how to crack their shell and get to the core of knowledge that so many are too intimidated to seek. Like a driver on the interstate who flashes his lights to warn oncoming traffic of a cop lurking ahead, students finally do have a way to let the rest of the students headed down the road know what’s ahead. The place is RateMyProfessors.com and I think it’s one of the most amazing developments in the history of the student- teacher relationship.

If you’re not familiar with the site, here’s how it works. You create a free user account and create your alias. Then pick your school, select your professors, and share some vital information. Once you’re set up, it’s time to tell the world what you think of your professor without your professor ever knowing it’s you. Profs get a score of 1 to 5 in the following categories: E = Easiness | H = Helpfulness | C = Clarity | RI = Rater Interest. Not only are you communicating with other students, in a way you are communicating with professors. In addition to rating each professor you can also share comments. It’s the comments that offer the greatest opportunity to give some valuable feedback to your professor.

Absolutely LOVE your professor, and want the world to know that your professor rocks? Just post your comments, “Professor Jagger is a rock star. Bring underwear to class to throw.“ Have a problem with a professor, but don’t want to make the relationship uncomfortable by saying it to him or her? Post your comments, “Wish Professor Chat A'lot listened as well as she lectured.” Have a professor with horrendous bad breath, but can’t find the courage (or oxygen) to offer a breath mint? Post your comments, “Loved class, hated Professor Stinky's breath. Would have asked more questions during office hours, but couldn’t smell the answers.” Think your professor is hot? There’s even a hot teacher ranking on the site.

What surprised me most about RateYourProfessors.com was that the comments were mostly respectful. I would have expected a lot more bashing. Of course, it’s hard to know who’s writing the comments and what the motives of the author might be. A few professors have suggested students who post reviews be required to share the grade they received in the class– this might provide greater context to the students offering harsher comments. My greatest criticism is that for some professors, there are only a few students’ comments. It unfair for a few comments to represent the whole body of work (and this is why it’s crucial to corroborate what you read with students who have been in the class). What I do like about RateMyProfessors.com is that it provides information that can help remove the mystery. The more a student knows about his or her professor, the less mysterious that professor will become. The less mysterious a professor appears, the greater the likelihood that a student will approach that professor. No student should be too afraid to approach his or her professors. Hopefully RateMyProfessors.com allows students feel more comfortable and encourages professors to be more accountable.

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Student and Married Professor Flirt With Danger

Dear Harlan,

I've recently become very attracted to my married professor. The problem is that he's falling for me too (though he is trying very hard not to). We have had some deep conversations outside of class and send really thoughtful e-mails to each other. I have no idea what I'm doing - I have a wonderful boyfriend whom I'm about ready to be in engaged to, and within weeks, I find myself falling for this other man. I'm so confused; I can't get the professor out of my head, and I find myself anxiously waiting to hear from him or to see him ... yet at the same time I can't even look at my boyfriend the same way, cause I feel like I'm cheating on him, even though I'm not. Will this attraction ever go away?

Crushing Coed

Dear Crushing,

If your married professor attempts to sleep with you, he's a stupid loser. Seriously, he needs help. Love isn't sacrificing his job, his character and his family. If he's so enamored with you, he can wait until you're out of his class and leave his wife - and then date you. But unfortunately, you probably won't still be around, because this crush isn't forever. Crushes on teachers are like fungus in community showers - normal. It's also exhilarating and forbidden and sooo not worth it. Instead, ask your boyfriend to dress up like a professor, have him put on a PowerPoint presentation, and then make him keep you after class for "office hours." Have your fantasy without ruining your life and allowing your stupid professor to make you the "other woman" and ruin his.

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A PROFESSOR RESPONDS:

Dear Harlan,

Your response to "Crushing Coed," the woman infatuated with her professor, made me laugh. I was a professor for many years, and while your analogy to shower mold wouldn't have been my first choice, you are so right - classroom crushes happen ALL the time. I saw it with my colleagues and in my own classes. Crushing Coed should remember that her professor designed the class, knows the material inside and out and is getting paid to be thoughtful in his responses to her. It's a setup, frankly! He can't help but seem witty, erudite and in control, because the whole scenario is almost designed to make him look good. She doesn't know what he's really like - for all she knows, outside of class he might be lazy and incapable of talking about anything other than his area of expertise. Believe me, many of us are experts in only one thing! If they DO sleep together, it's not because he's a sad loser, but because he knows how to work his classroom. Being unethical like that is far worse than being an idiot, I say.

Professor

Dear Professor,

I took away two lessons from your reply: 1) Erudite: (Adj.) Possessing extreme knowledge

2) Strategic fluorescent lights, stale breath and carefully crafted PowerPoint lectures are the unscrupulous one-dimensional professor's equivalent to fine candlelight, cologne and romantic music - at times, it's all one big seduction. Thank you for the teachers'-lounge perspective and the vocabulary lesson.

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