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Welcome to Issue #17 of The Naked Roommate Newsletter: Naked
Professors (well, sort of). Let me start off by being
clear, this issue does not include pictures of naked professors
teaching class. I don’t have those types of photos and if
I did I couldn’t share them because that’s not what this
newsletter is about. But I bet if someone had a website
called
NakedProfessorPics.com, it would be an extremely popular.
Instead, this is an issue that’s revealing professors in
other ways. The truth is that most professors teach because
they are passionate about helping students. And it’s the
student who allows a teacher to touch his or her life who
leaves college with the greatest education.
Before
moving onto the nakedness, I’d like to make a personal appeal
to you to participate in next week’s newsletter. See, next
week marks the beginning of the 5th
Annual Rejection Awareness Week. To help celebrate R.A.W.
I’m looking for you to
share the stories of how you took THE RISK and found
love. You can email me your love story via the or via
R.A.W. submission form or via Facebook
(please join The
Naked Roommate Group). As always, your support (especially
for R.A.W.) is so appreciated! Happy almost R.A.W..
NEXT
ISSUE: THE RISK YOU TOOK TO FIND LOVE
What risk did you take to meet your significant other? What
did you say? What did you do? What went wrong? What went
right?
Share ALL the details! Sending your stories means
that you grant Harlan permission to use your stories in
The Naked Roommate Newsletter, online, in books, and anywhere
else Harlan's writing appears.

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THE STORY:
I'm the best at kissing butt to TA's to get an improved
grade. Usually I go for the sympathy vote, but in this case
it was the "flirtation method." During my sophomore year
of college, I took a history class that had a teacher assistant
lead the weekly discussion group. The TA was also responsible
for grading our tests and reporting our grades to the professor,
who only led the weekly lecture. My TA would have me stay
after every week to talk about where I lived, my favorite
food, my major, and every other topic you can think of.
At the end of the semester, I was supposed to get a C+ in
the class. When report cards came out, I had an A! The day
after grades were released, I got an email from the TA asking
me out on a date! Little did she know I had a girlfriend
and I just kept leading her on in hopes that she would boost
my grade! :)
Luckily for me, I visited the TA and told her I was leaving
for the summer to go work at Mackinac Island (which was
true, except I wasn't leaving for another two weeks). She
graduated that semester, so I never heard from her again.
- Junior, Central Michigan University
THE STORY:
First semester of my freshman year of college I had a brand
new, young professor who had never taught at my university
before. I liked him from the beginning, but since he was
really nice, it was kind of hard not to take advantage of
that and skip and make it up later. During that semester
I developed several bad habits and ended up blowing off
class a lot more than I should have, especially this new
professor's class. By the end of the semester I was behind
on two papers (which he told me he would take at any time
I could get them to him) so I decided to go and meet with
him. When I did that, he informed me that I had missed enough
class to constitute a D if I got full credit on every thing
else we had done during the year. He then told me that he
didn't think I deserved a D, because he enjoyed my writing
style and saw that I was a pretty good student when I was
in class, so he asked me what grade I would like, and said
that he had a C in mind. I told him that I would be incredibly
grateful for a C, and that I knew I didn't deserve it, but
with my scholarship requirements and financial situation,
it simply would ruin my life. He was very understanding,
and told me that if I turned in all my missing coursework
and blew him away with the final, then he would give me
a B. I did get the B, and learned a lot about college all
at once.
- Freshman, Arkansas Tech
THE STORY:
I was a little nervous to approach my Organic Chemistry
professor because of his strong "tell it like it is" personality
in class. When I approached him for extra help, I was almost
expecting him to question why I didn't understand the material.
Instead, it was if he appreciated that I wanted to learn
and did whatever he could to help me. On multiple occasions,
he'd literally spend hours answering my questions, never
stopping until I understood the material. That's something
I never expected.
- Senior, Southern Utah University
THE STORY:
On the first day of class, my professor handed out leis
to everyone. She said that when our parents call and ask
how our first day of college went, we can say that "we got
leid" It was funny.
- Freshman, University of Arizona
THE STORY:
I was studying (and I use that term loosely) abroad in London
and found myself with no other choice than to take a stats
class. I am notoriously horrible in math and didn't have
the time, energy, or desire to throw myself into figuring
this class out. Needless to say, I practically failed the
final, which accounted for 50% of our total grade. I went
to the professor and, well, cried. I'm not sure how it worked,
but I ended up getting a B.
- Grad, Northwestern University
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BY HARLAN COHEN, AUTHOR OF THE NAKED ROOMMATE
Naked
Professors (well, sort of)
According
to the Higher Education Research Institute out of UCLA, over
27 percent of students are too intimidated to talk to their
professors. This stat has always bothered me. I mean, a professor
should never be so intimidating that a student is too afraid
to approach him or her. That said, I can see how a professor
could be considered intimidating (especially
a professor not wearing her top). Professors know more,
they have more power, and they give out the grades. So much
of what makes professors so intimidating is that what we don’t
know about them.
If only there were a place where millions of students
could talk about thousands of professors; a place where
students could share nuances of a professor’s teaching and
testing style and find out how to crack their shell and
get to the core of knowledge that so many are too intimidated
to seek. Like a driver on the interstate who flashes his
lights to warn oncoming traffic of a cop lurking ahead,
students finally do have a way to let the rest of the students
headed down the road know what’s ahead. The place is
RateMyProfessors.com and I think it’s one of the most
amazing developments in the history of the student- teacher
relationship.
If you’re not familiar with the site, here’s how it works.
You create a free user account and create your alias. Then
pick your school, select your professors, and share some
vital information. Once you’re set up, it’s time to tell
the world what you think of your professor without your
professor ever knowing it’s you. Profs get a score of 1
to 5 in the following categories: E = Easiness | H = Helpfulness
| C = Clarity | RI = Rater Interest. Not only are you communicating
with other students, in a way you are communicating with
professors. In addition to rating each professor you can
also share comments. It’s the comments that offer the greatest
opportunity to give some valuable feedback to your professor.
Absolutely LOVE your professor, and want the world to
know that your professor rocks? Just post your comments,
“Professor Jagger is a rock star. Bring underwear to class
to throw.“ Have a problem with a professor, but don’t want
to make the relationship uncomfortable by saying it to him
or her? Post your comments, “Wish Professor Chat A'lot listened
as well as she lectured.” Have a professor with horrendous
bad breath, but can’t find the courage (or oxygen) to offer
a breath mint? Post your comments, “Loved class, hated Professor
Stinky's breath. Would have asked more questions during
office hours, but couldn’t smell the answers.” Think your
professor is hot? There’s even a hot teacher ranking on
the site.
What surprised me most about RateYourProfessors.com was
that the comments were mostly respectful. I would have expected
a lot more bashing. Of course, it’s hard to know who’s writing
the comments and what the motives of the author might be.
A few professors have suggested students who post reviews
be required to share the grade they received in the class–
this might provide greater context to the students offering
harsher comments. My greatest criticism is that for some
professors, there are only a few students’ comments. It
unfair for a few comments to represent the whole body of
work (and this is why it’s crucial to corroborate what you
read with students who have been in the class). What I do
like about RateMyProfessors.com is that it provides information
that can help remove the mystery. The more a student knows
about his or her professor, the less mysterious that professor
will become. The less mysterious a professor appears, the
greater the likelihood that a student will approach that
professor. No student should be too afraid to approach his
or her professors. Hopefully
RateMyProfessors.com allows students feel more comfortable
and encourages professors to be more accountable.
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FROM A MAN...
Student
and Married Professor Flirt With Danger
Dear
Harlan,
I've recently become very attracted to my married professor.
The problem is that he's falling for me too (though he is
trying very hard not to). We have had some deep conversations
outside of class and send really thoughtful e-mails to each
other. I have no idea what I'm doing - I have a wonderful
boyfriend whom I'm about ready to be in engaged to, and
within weeks, I find myself falling for this other man.
I'm so confused; I can't get the professor out of my head,
and I find myself anxiously waiting to hear from him or
to see him ... yet at the same time I can't even look at
my boyfriend the same way, cause I feel like I'm cheating
on him, even though I'm not. Will this attraction ever go
away?
Crushing Coed
Dear Crushing,
If your married professor attempts to sleep with you,
he's a stupid loser. Seriously, he needs help. Love isn't
sacrificing his job, his character and his family. If he's
so enamored with you, he can wait until you're out of his
class and leave his wife - and then date you. But unfortunately,
you probably won't still be around, because this crush isn't
forever. Crushes on teachers are like fungus in community
showers - normal. It's also exhilarating and forbidden and
sooo not worth it. Instead, ask your boyfriend to dress
up like a professor, have him put on a PowerPoint presentation,
and then make him keep you after class for "office hours."
Have your fantasy without ruining your life and allowing
your stupid professor to make you the "other woman" and
ruin his.
******
A PROFESSOR RESPONDS:
Dear Harlan,
Your response to "Crushing Coed," the woman infatuated
with her professor, made me laugh. I was a professor for
many years, and while your analogy to shower mold wouldn't
have been my first choice, you are so right - classroom
crushes happen ALL the time. I saw it with my colleagues
and in my own classes. Crushing Coed should remember that
her professor designed the class, knows the material inside
and out and is getting paid to be thoughtful in his responses
to her. It's a setup, frankly! He can't help but seem witty,
erudite and in control, because the whole scenario is almost
designed to make him look good. She doesn't know what he's
really like - for all she knows, outside of class he might
be lazy and incapable of talking about anything other than
his area of expertise. Believe me, many of us are experts
in only one thing! If they DO sleep together, it's not because
he's a sad loser, but because he knows how to work his classroom.
Being unethical like that is far worse than being an idiot,
I say.
Professor
Dear Professor,
I took away two lessons from your reply: 1) Erudite: (Adj.)
Possessing extreme knowledge
2) Strategic fluorescent lights, stale breath and carefully
crafted PowerPoint lectures are the unscrupulous one-dimensional
professor's equivalent to fine candlelight, cologne and
romantic music - at times, it's all one big seduction. Thank
you for the teachers'-lounge perspective and the vocabulary
lesson.
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BIO: Harlan Cohen
Harlan
Cohen was born naked. He grew up clothed in the suburbs
of Chicago. Once in college, he got dumped by his high school
long distance girlfriend, he didn't get into the fraternity
he had been rushing, and he didn't find his place in college.
Years later, he found that he wasn't the only one. And that's
why he writes about college life. Harlan is also a syndicated
advice columnist, singer/songwriter, speaker, the founder
of Rejection Awareness Week and Chairman of The International
Rejection/Risk-Taking Project. Harlan can be found online
at
helpmeharlan.com,
TheNakedRoommate.com, on Facebook,
and at
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