Welcome to the changing
room leading to The Naked RoommateForum.
A few words while you begin to emotionally disrobe
and prepare to enter the naked forum...
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and post or post anonymously. Registering is
recommended because The Naked Roommate Forum
will remember you and it makes it easier to
navigate (the lightbulbs will shine when there
is a new post - you'll see). Whatever you choose,
we recommend that you use only your first name,
college/university, and year in school. Whatever
info you decide to include with your post, we
are NOT responsible for anyone who starts a
relationship with you without your knowledge
and then rides a bus to surprise you on campus
for a romantic weekend...
Try not to be
too obscene or obscene at all. Unless your obscenity
is a fundamental part of your post, please try
to keep it off the forum. You can always create
a new obscenity that no one as heard before
and post that with your comments.
You are free
to wear as little or as much as you want when
posting. Just, please, be kind and courteous.
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outside of TheNakedRoommate.com. Basically,
you're on your own if you end up in the land
of porn, spam, or honey
baked ham (spam is a violatation of community
rules). While these forums are monitored by
the naked forum managers wearing naked roommate
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most boring and important part -- by entering
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